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Rapture in Misery Weather Report!!!!Oneoneoeneleven

Greetings Loyal Team Seagal Fans! Amidst a flurry of activity and significant upgrades for certain teammates' race bikes prior to this weekend's competition, we are happy to announce that the Nepalese Weather Dance where we burned Tibeten Goji berries and smeared yak semen all over our elbows PAID OFF. The good folks at weather.com are forecasting nothing but gloriously perfect weather for the day of the race:



So this means that the only thing our team has to worry about is the current threat level of our intestines:


Expect loads of pain, mileage, lulz, and good times to follow. Kansas City doesn't even know what's coming!

-C. Ryback

1 comment:

CockPuncher said...

Good luck to all. I anticipate reading of your victorious exploits shortly.....'Puncher