Are You Ready? Burnin' Awaits
Burnin' does not forgive. Burnin' does not forget. By the end of this race nothing will be left but a massive path of destruction that will smash your brain if you're not completely ready. You'll be left twitching on the side of the trail hearing some mysterious music and thinking of the race, melding the two together in your mind to look something like this:
The rocks will hit back, the roots are more rooted than ever, and that final climb up to the campground will crush your soul. It'll feel like doing this to yourself:
But at the end of the day, you'll be a much more badass person because of it, and will be able to legitimately make fun of this kid:
It's almost here...