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CycloFaust!

*EDIT* I forgot to add a link to the rest of the photos - HERE! GLORIOUS!
Greetings Loyal Team Seagal Fan! Thanks to our fastidious Puncher of the Cocks and his camera with sport mode, we have a number of GLORIOUS photos of the Bubba Cross race out at Faust Park this past Sunday. Both the Sun and the PBR were plentiful, and the course was painful. Granted, being the pussy bitch that I am, I spectated from the sidelines. We have SO many good photos, but I only have enough time to post a few. Don't like it? Too bad, go drink a Drano smoothie.
















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Yes, that's LC chasing a pantomime bear.

- C. F. Ryback

17 comments:

Matt said...

MattG, put down your Nancy Drew novel and get a cross bike. Or else.

The pictures are hella boss; especially the stop motion action going on near the end of the album.

Marc said...

You guys almost look like you know what you are doing. Except for the fact that you are often smiling in the photos. There is no smiling during a cross race.

Casey Ryback said...

What if I were to put drop bars on my diamondback? Would that be Teh 4w3$0m3z?

And Marc, They're smiling because they're makin' it rain! HAHA!

Anonymous said...

If you think it was hard keeping my game face on while chasing a giant cat/bear costume ... you're doggone right!

Seriously though, that Reno 911 costume was too much. I couldn't look directly at it. Gave me the creeps!

LC

Robert T. Metz said...

How old is that girl in pic two? ;-)

Casey Ryback said...

Since when has the answer to that question ever stopped you? You gonna show her your 'pee-shivers?"

Marc said...

gross

Robert T. Metz said...

They are new too young. however they can be too old. And if by "pee-shivers" you mean the inside of a hefty trash bag then yes, yes I am.

Sandbox/Gino said...

I'm smiling because that section of sidewalk was a truly wonderful place. Your 15 sec removed from the agony of running up and down that hell embankment and several blissful minutes away from having to do it again. I'm sure Nico and Puncher would concur.

Sandbox/Gino said...

Oh and I think I need to hang out around Robort more. I want to be there when the cops finally come to get him. There will be so much crying. I think TC needs surveillance cameras just to capture that moment.

Nico Toscani said...

I was smiling b/c I knew I was mere seconds away from crop-dustin' both Casey F'ing Ryback and his F'ing father.

Scott said...

Man, the things I go through just to get my pic on this fucking blog....I knew it would work.

Sorry if my nutz where hanging out.

Casey Ryback said...

Don't worry, Robort likes moar nutz. Especially if they are young.

Boz said...

Funny crap! I surely thought I would be caught on film grabbin' George Washingtons from another man's netherlands.

Robert T. Metz said...

IM NOT GAY!!!!

Casey Ryback said...

yes you are

Doctor said...

Robort enjoys grabbing money from men's nether regions and taking little girl's lunch money. sick bastard.