I don't want to get too in depth here, as we have a wealth of photos that will be shared with you later this week, and then we can do a proper report. So stay tuned, even though I know that your wrists are most likely so snapped from this race, that you can't even operate the mouse to navigate away from this page. You actually probably just pushed the "on" button on your computer with your nub-for-a-hand, and then your computer is set to probably open your internet browser automatically, with your homepage set to the Team Seagal webpage. So now you play the waiting game, unable to do anything about it. Poor bastard.
For those of you that didn't bother showing up (I'm assuming that The View marathon was just too tempting to bother leaving home for an epic race), this is how the lake look this morning:
By the end of the day, this was what each of us looked like:
(The only difference being, he took first.)
It was truly an "ecstatic exhaustion," to quote Heartland Race Promotions.
To tide you over, watch this video, and try not to fall madly in love:
-Casey F. Ryback