Greetings, Loyal Team Seagal Fans and Jerks. And by Jerks, I'm referring to Eddie, Boz, Furby, and Assy-McJerkerson.
Actually, before I tell you about our badass riding, check out the newly established blog for our much-ballyhooed Team Seagal Milwaukee (MKE) Chapter!
This wednesday should be a good day, specifically a good day in which to ride around Council Bluff (NOT PLURAL!) The last week has seen a couple of assaults on the Council Bluff fortress, both being 100% victorious, unlike the French Maginot Line. Looking to build on that success, you should be able to find myself, Drew, the Boston Bling, and Mr. Albert down there again doin' Rim Wrecker training; shooting for 3 laps. Me with my new spring up front should have much less discomfort. You're only invited if you are extreme. And by extreme, I mean Mountain Dew Extreme:
In other ride news, Wild Trak Bikes in Alton, IL are hosting their yearly big training ride. (ROUTE) Something like 80+ miles of some pretty hilly business. I know we're supposed to stay the hell out of Illinois, but we figure that since we're under escort, we're good to go. You should come along, the pace is supposed to be "casual." 11AM this Sunday.
This commercial is also awesorme, for three reasons: 1) It's another Extreme Mountain Dew Commercial. Those are awesorme. 2) It's got Robort's name written all over it. 3) At 00:14 sec it has this girl on rollerblades (not extreme) being towed over the roof of a building by a HELICOPTER and ramping from rooftop to rooftop. (Very Extreme.)
FYI, the Pink Floyd song "Dogs" from their under-rated album "Animals" (possibly my favorite PF song) draws an AMAZINGLY poignant parallel to the whole Bernie Madoff scandal. You should listen to it ASAP.
Just thought you'd like to know.
-Casey F. Ryback
***EDIT*** Mitch the Masher, being someone who has had his pain-glands removed, has concocted another Death By Hills ride. It's longer and harder. It would be a full century.