If You Can't Race, Fabick

The nation's MENSA authorities called for enough precipitation this weekend to have Bob and the DRJ boys postpone today's Castlewood race. So what's an overweight crew cut sporting crossdresser to do? Well, I don't know, but a Team Seagal soldier thanks the weathermen for their dutiful service and heads for the cobbles. Yep that's right: cobbles.
I took a ride down to Fabick Lane and the "Fabicksburg."

Upon entering the lions gate you know that you're about to ride a stretch of road unlike anything else you'll find in St. Louis.

Looking back down:
The roughest section of cobbles is on the other side of the hill. It's short and pretty flat though.

And for those of you who have yet to experience Fabick Lane:

No comments about how long it took or how hard I'm breathing at the top. Otherwise next Team Seagal non-race is a climb where you have to ride with one hand while filming. That and we'll throw crap at you or something.

It's less than 1 week until Syllamo's!



Mason Storm said...

Man I wish I could have made this ride with you. It looks awesorms!

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Living a Lie said...

man was that camera man high on jenkem?

Dr Goscinski said...

Is this going to be on this years CXMAS course? Make it happen.

Syllamo's is going to tear my mind's sack off like a paper towel.

Casey Ryback said...

I walked in on Kankles today, and he was watching the end of the video over and over again, the part where you are breathing heavily. It was pretty disturbing.

There are few things better in life than... nevermind.

cleeland said...

with all that heavy panting, maybe you should try strap-on...camera...

good job steering clear of the pavement! someday I'll hit that section of cobbles.