20090527

MAJOR ONE






The rumors are true, and our wonderful sponsor has delivered yet again! I give you the 2009 Kona Major One CX frame. Just like it's geared brother the Major Jake, but sans gears.......Now thats what Im talking about! Looks like I will have a nice new bike for the Dirt Crits this summer!
-Storm

12 comments:

Peat said...

Holy shit, it is true!

....drool....

Anonymous said...

My Major One has arrived as well.

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forrest Taft

Nico Goscinski said...

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! The fabulously brown Mr. Major One has just completed Team Seagal officer's training and achieved the rank of total badass. I will post pictures of the event very soon.

Love,

Nico

CockPuncher said...

Rode mine to work this glorious morning, complete with a couple trips up the grassy knoll in Forest Park as well as the grass hill next to our parking lot. I was correct in my assumption that 42x18 is waaay too much gear for me. I am happy to report, however, that the bike rides fucking great. Fits like a glove. I, however, am certainly not yet to the rank of total badass. More like twisted taint first class...Punchor

DR said...

You lucky bastards!!! Having seen it in person I have no choice but to get one. Big pimpin

Chris Wurster said...

Sweeeeeeet, is the season for new mounts and that is one bad ass ride. I see a lot of snapped wrists in that bad boys future.

heartlesscapitalist said...

I came across a pic of the bike fully-built. Any idea on when it will be released to the public?

Mason Storm said...

You should be able to purchase through you local authorized Kona dealer by now! This bike is soooooo nice!

Brian said...

I rode my "Major" into hell this glorious life. I dismounted early for the first barrier section and totally kicked satan's ass. The 53x16 gear that I chose was a little bit too easy for me. But I was glad to learn that riding the bike automatically made my dick hard.

Keep the faith, cuzzos.

Matt said...

Maybe a dumb question, but are those fender mounting holes above the dropouts? And are there fender mounts on the fork?

Mason Storm said...

No fender mounts on this race machine....however the Jake the snake comes equiped with both!

Josh said...

Great looking frameset! Looks like the 2010 complete bike will complement your kits nicely.

http://cog.konaworld.com/images/MajorOne2K10.jpg