Greetings, jerks. Casey here. Even though we're still waiting for in-person reports from our own StL Attack Force that was deployed to the front lines of the Leadville 100, we can at least reap the youtube rewards. This is pretty interesting recap of this year's t'aint-genocide, or, "t'aint-ocide:"
In other news, it it was reported to the Team Seagal News Desk that a robot, pictured here: has filed a sexual harassment suit against Robort. Allegedly, Robort was driving past and mistook the sign to say "Free Robort Sex" and thought he'd git him sum. Apparently the robot was not into the same "things," and resisted. It quickly went downhill from there. We will be collecting for the Robort Defense Fund, and donations can be made via the link on the bottom right. Thank you.
-Casey F. Ryback