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Leadville 2009

Greetings, jerks. Casey here. Even though we're still waiting for in-person reports from our own StL Attack Force that was deployed to the front lines of the Leadville 100, we can at least reap the youtube rewards. This is pretty interesting recap of this year's t'aint-genocide, or, "t'aint-ocide:"



In other news, it it was reported to the Team Seagal News Desk that a robot, pictured here: has filed a sexual harassment suit against Robort. Allegedly, Robort was driving past and mistook the sign to say "Free Robort Sex" and thought he'd git him sum. Apparently the robot was not into the same "things," and resisted. It quickly went downhill from there. We will be collecting for the Robort Defense Fund, and donations can be made via the link on the bottom right. Thank you.

-Casey F. Ryback

5 comments:

Nico Toscani said...

Coarch, are you and Dr. squating together out at the TC MAN? Strait chillin, sorfin' the dial-up and drawing dicks on each other in the pale afterglow of the CRT Monitor?

Casey Ryback said...

How I long for the days of being a TC Man Man again - milking teh dial-up, eating tubed meats, purchasing enorgy drinks... what carefree days those were.

CockPuncher said...

Coarch, is that a PBR in your pocket or were you just happy to be done racin'?

slowtwitch said...

You jerks are all jerks, especially you Toscani, you jerk. Maybe Robort will huff jenkem for money now that he needs to pay a lawyer. In light of these recent events, I have decided to break up with Robort and have started my own Blorg. Go to Teamseagalaz.com. That poor, poor robot.

slowtwitch said...

P.S. It's all f'ed up because I don't know how to use a computer that isn't dial up. It's sooo hard.