20091005

Congratulations to our 2009 Singlespeed Class Champion!

Team Seagal Freedom Fighters, Rejoice! In this day in age, we need good news to shepherd is through the tough times. Fortunately, today we have some of that good news. Made official in Warsaw, MO, our very own Punchor of Cocks has secured First Place in the Singlespeed Class season-long points race! Persistance, determination, and a healthy supply of PBR were all things that contributed to his never-ending motivation. Here, we see the plaque, which proves that at least one of us has some talent:


When told about the award, this baby broke into song - "Don't Stop Believin'"

"Hold on to that feeee-linnnnn!!"

We'll be sure to carry this success into the upcoming Burnin' at the Bluff! There are only 6 days left until the starting cannon is fired!

-Casey F. Ryback

P.S. (Burnin's almost here...)

10 comments:

Doctor said...

Nice work CockPuncher, although it looks like your plaque says "ass champion" in the photo. I always thought that was Croarcrh. Congrats, you Jerk!!!!

Team Trail Monster said...

Well said Doctor!

And Well dun Punchor!

Ps...Dos Primos is still open.

Nico Toscani said...

Punchor' I'm so excited for you I'm gonna kick you in your Croarch. You totally rule Jerkton. PEACE!

John said...

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGIN ON FOOLS!

Chris Wurster said...

Way to punch cock and kick ass

CockPuncher said...

Congratulations go out to our own Johnathon Cold for snapping numerous wrists on his way to a SECOND OVERALL in his category, even though he missed the final five races due to injury. Storve, you kicked ass!!!

Mitch the Masher said...

A must see!

http://mitchthemasher.blogspot.com/2009/10/warsaw-finale.html

Bob Jenkins said...

I can't even believe Kid Rock is winning the "suicide poll".

I'll see you boys at 'burnin. Me and my homies are gonna dominate the fatboy class.

Bob Jenkins said...

I can't even believe Kid Rock is winning the "suicide poll".

I'll see you boys at 'burnin. Me and my homies are gonna dominate the fatboy class.

Boob Jerkins said...

I can't even believe Big Cock is riding the poolside stool.

I'll see you all in hell. Me and my crew are funna dominate the smoking of grass.

Congratulations on the sweet plaque, Puncher.

Aw shit! Get your towels ready. See you homos at the Burnin'.