20091203

Awe Snap - CXmas isn't too far awhay.

Greetings you jerk. You've never done a badass gravel non-race/ride like this before. Our good friend, Jerkward and myself, the "Crotch," ventured out in search of CXmas enlightenment today and we found it. I'm excited to watch all you jerks suffer... but in a good way. There may be a teaser link some where in this post...

But enough of that foolishness. This weekend there will be serious business afoot. Especially when you're on foot trudging your way up those steps that our buddy Jeff Yielding likes so much. That 48th step is about as annoying as when your bank is bought by another bank and you have to change over all your worthless account info. It's also as annoying as people complaining about beer hand-ups. Our pain faces as we reach the top of that staircase will look almost as bad as Becky, the Queen of Carpets:
Whatever happened to Wanda, anyway?

CX season isn't over yet!

Also, Steven Seagal: Lawman is amazing. Watch it.

-Casey F. Ryback

14 comments:

Jeff Yielding said...

Only 26 steps this year, just like night race. Not to worry, many writs will be snapped.

And, I know what you guys are up to, sending one of your own to help build on Saturday, clever.

Casey Senior said...

Hello Team Seagalians
I caught a traier ad for the "ON HANNITY TALK SHOW" for tonite's(Fri)program. Hannity will be interviewing your team's namesake STEVEN at 8 or 9 pm. Thought you guys could learn and grow from hearing STEVEN's spoken word.
Sincerely,
Team Seagalian At-Heart,
Casey Ryback I

Doctor said...

I hope it is 6 degrees again for CXMAS. You guys all deserve a little frost bite for having a warm cross season.

Casey Ryback said...

You wanna talk about warm CX, look no further than your own state of AZ where the sand flows like water - usually directly into some whiny biatch's huge vag.

-the REAL Casey F. Ryback

Anonymous said...

fuckin a right yo. cya there!

love, stinkballs

Bob Jenkins said...

I'm sure we'll see the off'camber soccer-field hills of death this weekend. Juicy.

Just remember if you're buying beer from the Tin Mill you should get it early, they shut 'er down at noon or something. Their Dopplebock is uhmayzing.

Scott said...

Fuck.. Caint wait. Jerks.

Mitch the Masher said...

Becky ate Wanda

Anonymous said...

Gods mill grinds slow but sure........................................

Doctor said...

Good point, Coach Ryback-Regular Guy. You should see what they call a river out here. Most of them haven't had water in them in my lifetime.

Nico Toscani said...

Did anyone click the link consisting of "._._._._._._._." left by the Anonymous poster before D to the R? I think Robort = Anoymous.

Nico Toscani said...

Did anyone click the link consisting of "._._._._._._._." left by the Anonymous poster before D to the R? I think Robort = Anoymous.

Casey Ryback said...

i was scared to click on it - i didn't like the url that showed up. probably a bunch of jenkem for the computer.

MOOB said...

It appears to be a bajillion pics of the same chic.... all to the tune of some super-encrypted code...probably some sort of terrorist network.