Greetings you jerk. You've never done a badass gravel non-race/ride like this before. Our good friend, Jerkward and myself, the "Crotch," ventured out in search of CXmas enlightenment today and we found it. I'm excited to watch all you jerks suffer... but in a good way. There may be a teaser link some where in this post...
But enough of that foolishness. This weekend there will be serious business afoot. Especially when you're on foot trudging your way up those steps that our buddy Jeff Yielding likes so much. That 48th step is about as annoying as when your bank is bought by another bank and you have to change over all your worthless account info. It's also as annoying as people complaining about beer hand-ups. Our pain faces as we reach the top of that staircase will look almost as bad as Becky, the Queen of Carpets:
Whatever happened to Wanda, anyway?
CX season isn't over yet!
Also, Steven Seagal: Lawman is amazing. Watch it.
-Casey F. Ryback