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It Wouldn't Be CXmas without Santa Claus

You better be a good boy and/or girl, otherwise Satan Claus (pictured here) won't give you want you want for CXmas.



That being said, the infamous, crazy, 'roided-out, cursing CX-race psycho biatch isn't invited. Unless she goes on a strict usage regimen on this.

Bring warm clothing, maybe some warm food, and a Superior Attitude and Superior State of Mind. We'll be marking the course on friday, so you *shouldn't* have to worry about wandering around in the middle of St. Charles.

-Casey F. Ryback

3 comments:

Chris Wurster said...

Highly recommended for this event is the NECS approved flask cage to ensure you favorite high octane beverage is always within reach on the bike.
http://www.ride-this.com/index.php/ahearne-cycles-spaceman-bicycle-flask-holster-stainless.html?source=googleps

Doctor said...

Also recommended:

Shoe covers
two pairs of socks
two pairs of tights
two base layers
a warm fuzzy Team Seagal jacket
Superior Attitude
Superior State of Mind

Add these ingredients to temps in the 5 degree range, stir in a bunch of jerks with a heaping spoonful of PBR. Serve and Enjoy

jerks

Chris Wurster said...

While distance and injury will keep me from making such a world class event I will make sure the Chinaman and I are attacking the PBRs in honor of the gladiators doing battle.