20100225

Something To Remember this Sunday

Greetings Team Seagal Soldiers and Fans! We here at Team Seagal HQ are always thinking about your well-being, both physical and mental. Which is why we'd like to provide you with a "happy place" to where you can go when you are deep down in the Pain Cave, climbing to the top of the steepest, longest hill. Behold! We present to you Dolph Lungren (physically-imposing Star of such classic movies such as Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, and Universal Soldier) singing Elvis:



Oh man. This is going to awesome, like in the move The Patriot, when Dr. Wesley McLaren broke the top of a wine glass off, then jammed the sharp glass stem into the temple of Floyd Chisolm, leader of the militia.


The ride might end up being more than 6 hours, so yeah. To help plan out water and fuel and what-not, this about what approximate mileage each of the water/food stops are:
-Mile 29 - Gas station at Allenton/44 - food, fluids, bathrooms
-Mile 43 - Thrasher's house - water
-Mile 55 - Drewballs' house - water
-Mile 82.5 - Gas station at Wild Horse Creek/109 - food, fluids, bathrooms

So notice that there is about 50 miles in between food stops.

See you there...

-Casey F. Ryback

7 comments:

C-Dubs said...

6 pack of Dale's Pale Ale to the first one that can clog a gas station john.

TeamSeagal said...

I'll be happy if I don't have to "Drop off the Cosbys" at any point during this ride.

-CFR

Craig said...

Sorry, we're on septic, so no dropping off any unwanted kids at our pool.

But, my wife has generously agreed to supply some carbo-loading at mile marker 29 for anyone feeling the bonk.

Cake "scraps" will be available courtesy of her bakery, Celebrating Life Cakes

No, this isn't stuff that falls on the floor, it's what she carves off when doing fancy sculpted cakes, and I eat about a pound of these every day. If you've ever seen Cake Boss, you know what I mean.

Tasty stuff... even better with beer.

Craig said...

Oops, Make that "Cake is available at mile 43", not 29.

オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

Brian said...

Craig doesn't really have a wife, he is the pimp of a 16 year old Chinese/Korean slave-girl. At least that's what I surmise after reading this random web-page and the comments that accompany it.

"Cake is available at mile 43."

Taggart said...

Used Shimano 12-27 10 speed cassette-great for hills!
-installed while you wait in parking lot of LW coffee prior to ride-$75
-installed at mile 20-$100
-installed at mile 40-$200
(der. limit screw adjustments included)