Greetings and salutations, welcome back good friend. Your author today is one very lucky Toscani. This is gonna be a short post, so back the fuc*k off, jerk. It is less than one week until Syllamo's Revenge, we at Team Seagal HQ are obviously extremely busy.
Before we continue, please view the following 29 second video clip which you may recall from times past:
The above video sequence was intended to provide all of the explanations you may soon require. What exactly am I talking about? To obtain clarity please view the following photos taken last Sunday April 18, 2010:
To re-cap briefly, you are g*d-damn right I'll be at Syllamo's next Saturday May 1. I will be joined by four other Seagal Soldiers, aka Bad-Ass Dudes. Look for us there, we'll probably give you an ice cold PBR.
I am healing up crazy-fast, some rumors are going around that I might really be spider-man.