The Simple Strap - is there anything it can't do?

Greetings, overheated jerks. The one thing that the Simple Strap (one of our exteemed sponsors) can't do, is change the ambient temperature outdoors. Well, not yet. But once you have a couple of these things in your bag of stuff, you'll look back on your life before you had them, and wonder how you survived such a miserable existence. Here are a couple of recently-discovered uses:

Next weekend is the Shawnee Mission Mayhem - We've already been there once, as chronicled in this account. We need to go back for First Blood, Part 2.

I don't know about you guys, but this kid sums up my feelings after badass races - Thumbs up, for rock and roll:

Everyone wish me luck, as Kuato is back on my tain't - and he doesn't like being sat on.

-Casey F. Ryback


CockPunchor said...

Nice Simple Strap photo montage. BTW, the link under the sponsor list to Bye Kyle doesn't work. Fuck you....Punchor

Oh yeah...Crotch, I couldn't take being your neighbor anymore. Your farts are eating the paint off our windows, so we're moving.

Crotch said...

finally sell the house?

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