Greetings, overheated jerks. The one thing that the Simple Strap (one of our exteemed sponsors) can't do, is change the ambient temperature outdoors. Well, not yet. But once you have a couple of these things in your bag of stuff, you'll look back on your life before you had them, and wonder how you survived such a miserable existence. Here are a couple of recently-discovered uses:
Next weekend is the Shawnee Mission Mayhem - We've already been there once, as chronicled in this account. We need to go back for First Blood, Part 2.
I don't know about you guys, but this kid sums up my feelings after badass races - Thumbs up, for rock and roll:
Everyone wish me luck, as Kuato is back on my tain't - and he doesn't like being sat on.
-Casey F. Ryback