It's almost that time when...
...Crotch prepares his CX race-only wheels. Of course, these are the same wheels that I used at the end of last season - the same bearing grease made from the hides and blubber of freshly-clubbed baby seals, the same tires hand-sewn by the same gentleman who tends my yak farm (from which I farm other substances), and the same glue which was actually made from Secretariat. Of course, it all has to be mounted to those badass Velocity Major Tom Rims, which are the ONLY way to go around here. Clearly, when it comes to having the best and most exlusive shit on race day, there is only one way to do it. (And when it comes to someone at the pinnacle of fitness, and for whom the best parts truly make a difference, it's definitely the Coach.) And now the tires are inflated, life having been breathed back into their lungs and ready for battle high atop the Mt. Staircase at Hermann City Park this coming weekend.
So only one question remains, will you be there, or will you be like this guy:
- Casey F. Ryback
P.S. If you show up on a "Rowbike" or and Elliptigo, I will give you a massage like that.