20111114

Snapping Wrists and New Sponsor!

Greetings, Team Seagal Tifosi! What glorious days these are, in middle November, with temperatures approaching 80 degrees. Yesterday while doing Matson laps, I was sweating more than Criss Angel on "To Catch A Predator." Fortunately, I, The Crotch, have been drinking a lot of La Crotch so I knew I was well-hydrated.

Whew. Okay. So this week, some of us raced at Concordia Seminary, others raced at Creve Coeur (but not many, as shown in the turnout), and still others (or "other") were down at Louisville. Our very own Professor was definitely giving some of his most riveting lectures down in Lue-vull on how to obtain a snapped wrist for yourself. See for yourself at :45 seconds:



...and notice Badass of the World (BAOTW) Barry Wicks getting super awesome at 6:26.



Enough of that tomfoolery though, we have business to discuss. That business being our newest sponsor - Eagle's Nest Outfitters! Thanks to Superior Attitude and Superior State of Mind, the company that makes one of the greatest backpacking/camping products on the market, the ENO Hammock system, has gazed into our eye(s)(mine being brown) and decided to jump on board. It makes sense, seeing as how almost all of us already use the hammocks already - and if you would have been at this year's Burnin', you would have seen our hammock district. Needless to say, we're glad to have them on our side, and look forward to a good relationship!


One place where we will not need a hammock will be next weekend at the Bubba race at Mt. Pleasant. A cool venue that is about as fun to race as it is to have Criss Angel sleep over at your house. And if you're not into that kind of thing, may we suggest a spin at the continuously improving Matson Hill - one badass trail that is about 300 times moar enjoyable than it was just 2 or 3 years ago.

Finally, when future generations unearth our remains and find the funny contraptions we used to stay fit, what will they think of this one:


-CFR

12 comments:

New East Coast Syndicate said...

Shit, I just picked up a Hennessy Hammock for MFXC! Will I be banished to hanging in the outhouse?

Mason Storm said...

as a team seagal memeber Cdubs, you too can enjoy in the benefits of our Eno sponsorship, I think well hang a doublenest with your name on it this May!
BTW Crotch fuck you for making me watch that stupid ass video, a tandem of one of those dumbass bikes would be a ChrisAngel wetdream

Scott said...

Could you image being the guy in back on that tandem? Looking straight into that seat weggie of the douch in front of you the entire time.

TeamSeagal said...

That bike as a tandem would be moar gay than the 5-man luge.

-CFR

Doctor said...

I hear Criss Angel was one of the producers of to catch a pedator, something about too much competition.

New East Coast Syndicate said...

Storm fear not this May, I will come equipped with my nest and tusty steed for another raging battle at Middle Fork and this time I won't pull a Criss Angel sissy move and ride the course backwards to find my way to the HQ. All I have left is to put the finishing touches on getting the Mrs. to okay the pass on her b-day to come snap wrists at Burnin'. Do they have a SSCX class at the race?
Crotch that video was terrible, imagine the stench of ball sack that seat would hold?

TeamSeagal said...

Oh I have imagined it quite a bit, the stench of ballsack. mmmm...

-CFR

T. Scott said...

Stench of Ball Sack- Chriss Angels band name.

JERKZ

Mason Storm said...

stench of a ballsack is Chris Angel's chins nickname!

Scott said...

..and how his dentist describes his breath.

New East Coast Syndicate said...

Does Criss Angel floss with young boy pubic hair?

Mason Storm said...

Does a gay bear put his balls on Chris Angels chin?! You better fuxking believe it!