Greetings, mid-week slaves. As a long time cyclist who enjoys long days in the saddle, I put comfort at or near the top of my priority list when riding. I mean, let's face it - it's hard to shred when I'm not floating on a cloud of upright bar-ends and gel saddle covers with drawstrings. However, I exclusively train on a crazy-expensive, super-aggressive, 13.1 pound road bike that is Pro As Fuck. It requires me to lean over in a mega-horizontal position, which is extremely Euro. That's why I can't be seen riding an upright hybrid with a boner stem.
Fortunately for me and all others like me, there is hope. With this new product, I can continue to ride that road bike I was talking about, which will make me keep my Euro-cred, yet allow me to be more comfortable than Criss Angel on his throne of boys:
For moar information, check out there website: BackUpBarz.
That's "Barz" with "Z," brah.
Better get yours ordered now, because the cats out of the bag. Think of how useful they'll be at Cedar Cross.
-Casey F. Ryback