In order to help you jerks get excited for some Jerkduro business, I thought it only appropriate to get with the "stokage" by providing you with some intense off road footage.
I haven't seen this much needless dismounting since the last time I watched the B Race in the Bubba series have to dismount over a railroad tie.
In other news, please note that our own Titward made it on Drunk Cyclist! Check it out here:
I must also say that I thoroughly approve of DC's sign-off: "Ride Bikes. Drink Beer. Go Fuck Yourself." It is worth pointing out that our motto of "Get Totally Fucked" is essentially saying the same thing.
Here is an idea - who is in for a ride this coming Sunday? At this point, the weather is looking crunk as shit, though it is a pretty good assumption that, on account of the freeze-thaw, the trails will be sloppier than a cub scout's butthole after a week at Camp Criss Angel. They'll be sloppier than a juggalo's vagina on day 3 of The Gathering. So have some skinny-ish tires ready for some not-singletrack miles. Who's down?
-Casey F. Ryback