|The Polar Express|
|Breakfast Palace Omelette|
|The Boss' rig|
|Raijin at The Green Gate (305 trail)|
Bill, of Bill's Pizza fame, has opened a hamburger place called Bill's Grill. You can get as custom as you want. It's even enough food to put Titty down. Look at that monster of burger!
|Titty: Before and After|
|Taco the Dog holding' on tight|
|Sunset at the top of The Senator Highway|
Anyone who has ridden with Jerkward much, has probably witnessed his uncanny ability to spot underwear and condoms in the wild. In fact at one point during the week I felt like Nico was my guide and we were out on a condom safari. Take this rare velcro equipped pair of BVD's, photographed at the bottom of the 305 trail. There was some speculation that these might belong to our very own C"rot"ch, but we were unable to guess how they may have traveled this far.
|Snake in the grass|
|Black Canyon Bloomer|
|Titty and his Burger|
|Coconino National Forest secret desert campsite|
|Meet the Jerks|
|Brahquitos in the works|
|You know which line in the trail Team Seagal chooses|
Sedona offers yet another totally different environment. The terrain is rocky as a mofo, with beautiful red rock vistas around every corner. The riding is so fun that it really takes your mind off of how worn out you are by this stage of training camp. The trails are super technical, but oddly flowy at the same time. Sedona Big Friggin Loop is a bucket list ride for sure. For all you jerks that haven't been to training camp yet, start planning for next year now.
Jerkward managed to capture some great photos during the ride to further entice you to join us next year.
|Dr. in Sedona|
After a solid day of riding we were off to Flagstaff to visit Lumberyard brewing for some top notch food and BEER!!! Another Training Camp in the books. The next morning it was back to the Breakfast Palace to get some Jerks carbo loaded for their drive home. I had so much fun during Big Friggin Loop I went to work on Monday and signed up for some Monster Cross. Now two weeks later my digestive tract has finally recovered, my liver has been battle hardened, and Superior State of Mind has been achieved! Until next time, get totally fucked!!!
|Doktor in the Chute|