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2017 Death By Hills

Mark your calendars.You're probably using a blackberry - what are you, some important business guy?

WHEN:  Sunday, February 26th. If the weather sucks shit, we'll postpone it a week, but probably not. Word is that your boy Mason Storm is going to be in town!

9AM - Clicking in at 9AM. So get there by 8:45. I'm talking to you, Pizza Time, Nico, Titty....

Where is the start: Clayton and Kehrs Mill Road, In front of the Fortels Pizza Den, Across from The Wolf Public House
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.6081728,-90.5673499,18z


What's the fucking route, Lebowski:





CHANGES FROM PREVIOUS YEARS:
-We can not ride down (and up) Woodlawn Meadows, so the route has been slightly altered, but should not change the mileage in a meaningful way.
-So we have to make up this hill by turning left up Rocky Ridge off of the bike path alongside Hwy 109. This is an out-and-back, and not long after Bartizan, so prepare yer nutsack.


NO ONE IS "IN CHARGE" OF THIS RIDE. THIS IS AN UN-MARKED, UNSUPPORTED RIDE - YOU ARE 100% ON YOUR OWN, unless your riding buddies are along side you. Know the route, have the Garmin route uploaded, or stick with someone who DOES know the route. Bring water and food, as there are only two gas stations - one at mile ~29, the next at mile ~75. That's it.


My dumbass can make it up all these hills, and I drink like a 6 pack a day. So you should attempt it as well. See ya there.


-Casey F. Ryback
The "F" stands for "get totally minivanned"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

prayin 4 bad weather

castlewood cup day before

Anonymous said...

Woodland Meadows = Public Road

New East Coast Syndicate said...

Prayin for a flight

Casey Ryback said...

@Anonymous - It isn't really a public road - it's private, and they've put up a sign. One or two cyclists, no big deal. But if 100 cyclist come through on one day there will probably be a response. I'm not interested in pushing buttons.

Anonymous said...

you are correct. bummer