Team Members

Casey F. Ryback
AKA Coach, Coarch, Croach, Crotch, CFR, The UnFlushable Turd, "You Fucking Jerk"

 "Ex-Navy Seal, expert in martial ars, explosives, weapons and tactics, Silver Star, Navy Cross, Purple Heart with Cluster"









Gino Felino
AKA Ginz0rz, Gorg, Gregward, Huge Fucking Jerk, Digiorno, It's Not Delivery, Mayor McPizza Town, Pizza Time, Ginorm
"Richie: What are ya gonna do? Shoot me? I'm outta bullets!
Gino Felino: Nope, but you see those bullets could've saved you a lot of pain.
Richie: I like pain."













Mason Storm
AKA The Tropical Storm, Tropical Mason Storm, Masson, Fucking Jerk, Mastadon Vocalist, Seriously - Fuck This Guy
“We’re out gunned and undermanned, but you know something? We’re going to Win, and I’ll tell you why. Superior Attitude…Superior State of Mind.”



Forrest Taft
AKA Jerk-Ass Jerk, T-Tocs
"My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we’re dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can’t fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He’s the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he’s going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy’s a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we’re all gonna be nothing but a big g*dd*mned hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let’s go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a b*tch!"



Marshall Lawson
AKA Robort
"There's just two things you need to know about Lawson. One is, he's a bad mother fucker. And two, he's a bad mother fucker."



CockPunchor
AKA Punchor
"I don't think you have the balls..."



Sasha Petrosevich
AKA Team Trail Monstor
"I got everything under control. "



Lawman
AKA Team Trail Monstor













Shop Ministor
AKA Old Timey Grifter



Lt. Col. Austin Travis
Dr. David Grant: If you don't believe me, what are you doing up here?
Lieutenant Colonel Austin Travis: Well... who the hell else is gonna do it... you?



Nico Toscani
AKA Jerkward, Nic-ward, Jerky, Jerk-scani, Showtime, Corn-Knee, Tapatio Doppleganger, Eddie Stanky, Stankward Toscani
"You don't wanna catch him without no gun... 'cuz what he do with his hands make bullet holes look pretty."



Dr. Wesley McLaren
AKA The Good Doctor, DA9SPDR, XTRDR, Jerktor, Fucking Jerk
"Call the next man on the list."
"There is no 'next man on the list.'"

Professor Robert Burns
AKA Professor, le Professeur, He Who Will Crush Your Soul
"There is no mirror, there is no dust, there is no darkness. Only the mind is light."



Jonathon Cold
AKA Stove, Storve, Stoveward P. Stovington



Jack Taggert
AKA Taggort, Jerk Taggert
"I think you really deserve to suffer."



Torrez
 

















Orin Boyd
AKA Lirch, Borin Oyd, Master of Ancient Chinese Scroll Translation, Arm Baby, Leg Titty, ABLT, Sandwich, Titty, Titay
"What am I, a shit magnet?"














Harlan " EwwwwwWeeee" Banks
AKA Nad, Jerky McStore, Snurb

Samuel Axel
 AKA Samuel "Schlomo" Axel




















Roland Sallinger
AKA Scooter, Scumbag Scooter




















Pry0r



















Simon Ballister
AKA SeavOr




















New East Coast Syndicate
AKA C-Dubs, C-Dorbs



















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K-Weezy

Drewballz
Mash0r

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