Greetings Loyal Team Seagal Fans! We will all look like true soldiers now. Key word: *look.* Thanks to one of our friends over at Team Spackler, our families have a much greater chance of identifying our bloated corpses if one of us happens to fall in the heat of battle, and be found trail-side. I think this is the only time in recorded history that the phrase "Cock-Puncher" has ever ended up on a set of dog tags:
These will be distributed shortly, although we need Shoe Minister's forwarding address.
We'll look much better than these actual soldiers:
In other news, big Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Mason Storm, who were finally married over the weekend! Make sure you punch him in the fa... give him a handshake when you see him.