Are You Ready? Burnin' Awaits

Burnin' does not forgive. Burnin' does not forget. By the end of this race nothing will be left but a massive path of destruction that will smash your brain if you're not completely ready. You'll be left twitching on the side of the trail hearing some mysterious music and thinking of the race, melding the two together in your mind to look something like this:

The rocks will hit back, the roots are more rooted than ever, and that final climb up to the campground will crush your soul. It'll feel like doing this to yourself:

But at the end of the day, you'll be a much more badass person because of it, and will be able to legitimately make fun of this kid:

It's almost here...

-C. Ryback


Marc said...

So, do you think that outfit is an everyday thing? If so, I would not be able to make fun of him because "his thing" is too awesorme.

FelletBrazing said...

Good luck men! Wish I could be there with you, but not this year. Maybe after the race you can pour a PBR out for your homie.

Race hard, race well, and break some wrists out there! (other peoples' that is)

Doctor said...

It sounds like there will be enough PBR that we can pour out a whole keg for you shop gnome. I'll pouring out another for my taint which will be unrecognizable by the end of this most glorious event. Team Seagal bitches!!!