Today is a special day. On this day, back in 1952, something happened that allowed this Team to exist. That is, Steven Seagal was born. This, in turn, led him to become badass, then star in a bunch of fantastically badass movies, gain some weight, continue to make movies that focused more on quantity rather than quality, which then in turn led us to start this fucking team. What the hell were we thinking.
Oh well, what's done is done - we can undo the damage that we've already done (to our t'aints.) So we might as well wish him a happy birthday, care of Dethklok:
-Casey F. Ryback